Split w/Johnson From Accounting

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1.	Feminist 15 02:02	lyrics	buy track

2.	Omnipresent Cunt 02:09	lyrics	buy track

3.	Vagina Vending Machine 01:38	lyrics	buy track

4.	Farmer Helen 01:10	lyrics	buy track

5.	Womenstruation 02:02	lyrics	buy track

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Split with the kick ass homies from Johnson From Accounting

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released June 20, 2016

Recording/Mixing/Mastering - Mike Headache

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Feminal Fluids Edmonton, Alberta

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Feminal Fluids Is:

Vulveeta Cheese: Guitar / Vocals

Smellen Degenerates: Drums

Ella Clitsgerald: Bass / Vocals

Feminists screaming about shit that pisses us off

*These recordings were done on an iPhone soo** ... more

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Track Name: Feminist 15: Mama always told me I was pretty.
Mama always told me I was skinny.
And mama always told me not to worry
I could always marry prince harry.

And it's fucking crazy.
Part of me still believes that shit.
I tell you not to buy in but I'm a hypocrite.

At six I started hating my waist.
At 10 I stopped clearing my plate.
And at 14 I'm puking until I'm faint.
At 24 I'm not sure if I'm okay.

And it's fucking crazy.
Part of me still believes that shit.
I tell you not to buy in but I'm a hypocrite.

I am and I am not actively sad.
I wear a life time of ugliness and I'm never enough.
I let it get to me, I let it get to me, I let it get to me.

And it's fucking crazy.
Part of me still believes that shit.
I tell you not to buy in but I'm a hypocrite.
Track Name: Omnipresent Cunt: Ask me to suck your cock.
Ask me one more fucking time!
and I'll bite it off
and spit it in your fucking eyes.

I don't want a dip
from the tip of your tiny man.
My girl's got fingers
longer than an inch and a half.

I'm a molotov cocktail of estrogen and rage.
So you better watch - watch what you say now.

The revolution will come from the south.
The Omnipresent Cunt is part of the self.
There is power in needing nobody else.
We don't need you! We don't. We don't need you.

So you saw me and my girl
and you think it's fucking hot.
You impotent little shit.
You can't fucking watch.

You creepy little fuck.
I'll fucking cut you up.
Put you in a puree
and feed you to your family.

So don't talk to me like that.
Better watch - better watch your back now.

The revolution will come from the south.
The Omnipresent Cunt is part of the self.
There is power in needing nobody else.
We don't need you! We don't. We don't need you.

Nothing kills the mood
Better than a dude.
Sitting at the bar.
Trying to get hard.
Acting like a cock
Because the drink he bought
didn't get him laid
Go cry to your mommy!
Go explain your anger to your mommy!

The revolution will come from the south.
The Omnipresent Cunt is part of the self.
There is power in needing nobody else.
We don't need you! We don't! We don't need you.
Learn some respect now!
We don't we don't need you!
Treat us like equals now!
We don't we don't need you!
Forfeit your privilege now!
We don't! We don't need you!
We don't. We don't need you.
Track Name: Vagina Vending Machine: Another dick that I turned red.
Too drunk to know that I bled.
Check for condoms in the can.
Am I bleeding? Yes I am.

Open up my crusty eyes.

Waking up to strange fucking numbers.
None of them saved, my friends don't recognize me.
Waking up to strange fucking numbers.
Look in the mirror - what number was he?

Do I have an STI?
If I'm pregnant will it die?
Start my car - but will it go?
Depends what number I blow.

I forgot my contacts one more time.

Waking up to strange fucking numbers.
None of them saved, my friends don't recognize me.
Waking up to strange fucking numbers.
Look in the mirror - what number was she?

Waking up to the cops.
Napping at the bus stop.
If I have another shot.
I'll land on a random cock.

Have I really lost count?
Will I ever find my way out?
Sometimes I feel I'm on a roll.
Will I ever be in control?

Have I lost myself again?

Waking up to strange fucking numbers.
None of them saved, my friends don't recognize me.
Waking up to strange fucking numbers.
Look in the mirror - what number was xe?

Waking up to strange fucking numbers.
Stop fucking calling me.
Track Name: Farmer Helen: Meow. Meow. Meow. Meow.

I like boys with ears.
I like boys with eyes.
I like boys who live
In a fur disguise.
I like boys with tails.
I like boys who have nails.
I like boys who are nice.
I like boys who eat mice.

I know I miss him!
Wanna sniff him!
Wanna kiss his ass!

I love his furry chin.
I want to live with him.
It brings tears to my eyes!
A sniffly sneeze surprise.
I love to smell his pee,
where I play my drum.
I love my furry boy.
I wanna sniff his bum.

I know I miss him!
Wanna sniff him!
Wanna kiss his ass!

I love to farm his poo
From his little box.
I love my furry boy
I wanna lick his crotch.

I know i miss him!
Wanna sniff him!
Wanna kiss his ass.
Track Name: Womenstruation: Yeah, I bleed.
Is that wrong of me?
I thought that's what I deserve.

I spend my money
plugging shit in me.
Nobody wants to free bleed.

No you fucking shit.
It doesn't smell like fish.
If you say it does I know you ain't had none.

Yeah, I'll grow my hair.
I'll grow it everywhere.
And if you don't like that put your cock inside your ass.

Bitches who bleed!
Fucking scream!
That shit pours out of me!
Fucking proudly!
That shit pours out of me!
I sprung a fucking leak!
Years and years and litres of blood.
Enough to drown ungrateful scum.

Fuck the interpol.
Fuck birth control.
It sucks bleeding thick but better than having a dick.

Take your diva cup!
And plug it up!
Ride the fucking tide, don't be wave shy!

Hey!! It's just your luck!!!!!
I wanna fuck!! :)
Let's go to bed! :) I hope you like it red! :)

Bitches who bleed!
Fucking scream!
That shit pours out of me!
Fucking proudly!
That shit pours out of me!
I sprung a fucking leak!
years and years and litres of blood.
Enough to drown ungrateful scum.

You don't know a thing until you earn your red wings.
You don't know a thing until you earn your red wings.
You don't know a thing until you earn your red wings.

We put women in womenstruation.
We put women in womenses.
We're taking it back.
We're covered in blood.
We gotta wear black.
We're young.
We're young.
We're young.
We're free blood!

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